ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
(via onemore-cupofcoffee)
OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck
(via infamousnfamous)
#signalbost
Oh my god.
Before you reblog, please - get this license plate recorded in a place where you can easily access it while out. If you have a phone, record it. If you have some paper, write it down. Something… And keep an eye out - you never know where this car might turn up.
(via pewpewlasernipples)
Classics of Love - “the track where it sounds like he’s screaming ‘gazelle’”
Lyrics*
*as interpreted by me while this album was playing in my car today
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[UNINTELLIGIBLE]GAZELLE
GAZELLE[UNINTELLIGIBLE]
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[UNINTELLIGIBLE]GAZELLE
GAZELLE
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[UNINTELLIGIBLE]GAZELLE
GAZELLE
GAZELLE
GAZELLEA GAZELLE!
#now you can’t unhear it
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